User blog:NeonDeionTheUltimate Weapon2112/Yo Mama So Fat JOkes

JOkes

 * 1) Yo mama so fat, she sat on iPhone and turned it into a flat screen TV.
 * 2) Yo mama so fat, when she orded a bucket of chicken at KFC and thy asked her what size, she said "The one on the roof!"
 * 3) Yo momma so fat, she sued XBOX 360 for guessing her weight.
 * 4) Yo momma so fat, she don't need the INternet, she already worldwide.
 * 5) Yo momma so fat, I ran out of gas when I tried to drive around her.
 * 6) Yo momma so fat, when Dracula sucked dat blood, he got Diabetes.
 * 7) Yo momma so fat, she's on both sides of the family.
 * 8) Yo momma so fat, everytime she walks, she does the Harlem Shake.
 * 9) Yo momma so fat, when she sat on a quarter, a bopger popped out of George Washington's nose.
 * 10) Yo momma so fat, all she wants for Christmas is to see her feet.
 * 11) Yo momma so fat, she went to McDonald's, tripped over Burger King, and landed on Wendy's.
 * 12) Yo momma so fat, when she fell down the stairs, the stairs cracked up harder than me.
 * 13) Yo momma so fat, when tried to take a selfie, the Internet crashed.
 * 14) Yo momma so fat, Dora couldn't "Explora".
 * 15) Yo momma so fat, Google Earth complained about her being in the way.
 * 16) Yo momma so fat, she went to a resturant and got a group discount.
 * 17) Yo momma so fat, you have to grease the door frame and put a Big Mac on the other side just to get her through.
 * 18) Yo momma so fat, she sets off car alarms when she runs.
 * 19) Yo momma so fat, her picture is taken by a satellite.
 * 20) Yo momma so fat, it took 3 years for Nationwide to get on her side.
 * 21) Yo momma so fat, when she bent over and her crack showed, the Grand Canyon said "D*****MMMNNN!"
 * 22) Yo momma so fat, she wakes up on both sides of the bed.